The 5 Word Story

that think their ■■■■ don’t

stink and their ■■■■ ain’t

owt else but 100 % alcohol

consumed from Lizzie’s cellar which

was dehydrated by Ginger Harry

whose thirsty as a tomcat

and randier than a rat

in a woodpile after dark

chocolate and Fiona`s whipped creambuns

which must be getting stale

by now even in a

sleeper cab with pink curtains

and a fluffy pink dice

and a black cat with

no testicles , due to catching

his goolies sliding down a

bannister with protruding wrong-facing splinters

not one of his best

chances of a future daddy

long legs part in little