The 5 Word Story

bighorn at General Custer who

was waving the Confederate Flag

and complaining about the noise

the Chickahominy River bridge where

making that was playing hell

with the local injuns who

got on three three wheeler

Bond Bug and went rampaging

to Austin ( Texas ) not A 40

down past Oxford and onto

the M40 towards London where

all form of life ends

and the crap starts with

every race in the world

reside including an oily greek

and a few more hangers-on

and limp wristed footmen mincing

lamb for another Shepherds` Pie ( ! )

for charlie and the rest

of the hooray henry oicks