The 5 Word Story

[bonnie_lass]

very large bucket in his

[toxic_gas_man]

Hand looking for free diesel

[bonnie_lass]

said he only wanted a

[mullens]

pint to get home and

[bonnie_lass]

but he didn’t have a

[mullens]

wallet with him thats why

[harry_gill]

hiya,
he was standing in street
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

busking and singing Don Partridge

[bonnie_lass]

but soon gave up because

[brados]

Madonna came along and did

[dave_the_renegade]

a singalong with Max Bygraves

[brados]

but interrupted by Lesley Crowther

[dave_the_renegade]

who said come on down

[brados]

and have a Crackerjack pencil

[dave_the_renegade]

and a cabbage off Peter

[brados]

but both are dead now

[harry_gill]

hiya,
so let’s shut that door
thanks harry, long retired.

[brados]

said Larry, look at the

[mullens]

moose head on the wall

[squiddy]

it’s ■■■■■■■ have just popped