The 5 Word Story

[bonnie_lass]

but could not get out

[dave_the_renegade]

of the mouse catching job

[thelongdrag]

until they found he had

[harry_gill]

hiya,
run out of cheese and
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

had to buy a trap

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and got his fingers caught
thanks harry, long retired.

[bonnie_lass]

and went to hospital to

[mullens]

try it on with the

[metalhead10]

And you will believe anything

[dave_the_renegade]

matron’s big ■■■■■ which needed

[bonnie_lass]

To go on a diet

[dave_the_renegade]

because it’s a big un

[bonnie_lass]

and needed to go mouseing

[thelongdrag]

and find a hole somewhere

[mullens]

so it would be a

[bonnie_lass]

bit slimmer after all the

[mullens]

time searching for the holes

[bigrig]

in the road caused by

[bonnie_lass]

a giant crossing the causeway

[thelongdrag]

don’t be frightened,he’s a