The 5 Word Story

from Muckaways powerful Fodens engine

he loved foden so much

he’d like to join the

foden appreciation society and do

Foden Appreciation Road Transport Subscription ( F.A.R.T.S. ! )

which is a good organisation

until muckaway joined because he

is 100% Foden through and

through , so , … ah , bless him

because he’s a good driver

in the tip he runs

to and fro every day

like a dog between lamp-posts

he is the boss man

but not at home,he

obeys his Wife and Child

to some degree but not

all of the time as

doesn`t like being given orders

from none tipper drivers because