olive oil and a wine
bottle , Blue Peter`s sticky-back plastic
and some salt and vinegar
pots to paint , then stick
a big old rod up
the bottle`s ringpiece , and hope
nothing flows back towards you
then it all should be
hunky dory with everybody happy
or Dopey or Doc or
Donald , with orange sauce and
a ransid pork pie and
a smelly bag of chips
which was fresh last week
except for the fish which
god knows where it came
from cos it did stink
like a rampant nun`s gusset
but muckaway liked the smell
which would knock out horses