The 5 Word Story

a naughty trucker with the

cream cakes and no taillift

but plenty of back lift

and the blow up doll

that needed some duck tape

to lessen the crack between

its rear end because it

has seen loads of action

really it needed to be

taken to the local A&E

becuase it had a small

rupture in the forks that

released all the gooey stuff

all over Muckaway`s fluffy dice

and made the cab smell

as if Muckaway had ■■■■■■

after eating some sort of

faggots bought in Kendal from

a backstreet butcher from Radnorshire

called beef mutton or pork