The 5 Word Story

[mullens]

i was so thirsty that

[nathanb]

I thought sod the kids

[cattle_wagon_man]

and let them drink Alcopops

[dave_the_renegade]

and eat crisps and chocolate

[cattle_wagon_man]

and rot their manky teeth

[muckaway]

and scare the village idiot

[cattle_wagon_man]

called " Muckaway the Tipper Driver "

[mullens]

with his collection of kelsa

[cattle_wagon_man]

bars , spotlights , fluffy pink dice

[mullens]

and some many LED lights

[nathanb]

including the ready for fun

[muckaway]

blue ones he bought from

[mullens]

and action showing off to

[dave_the_renegade]

the girls in Morcambe Bay

[eckyboy]

after he was thrown out

[muckaway]

Of Trucknet for having a

[mullens]

for showing more than he

[cattle_wagon_man]

was allowed in sleepy Morecambe

[mullens]

but he had to go

[thelongdrag]

and say he’d seen a