The 5 Word Story

a lot of damage to

the nuns at the Convent

in Kendal where CWM can’t

get any of the famous

five to sit on his

the fence and not say

anything about his bad habits

beause they are so bad

the nun’s have moved on

much bigger sausages that will

feed half of the nunnery

and the stud Monk for

a good few weeks until

they catch Cattle Wagon Man

in the deep end with

Paul O’Grady and Elton John

have a good old session

in the back of the

the boiler room along with

Russell Grant and Robbie Savage