Germans will arrive in Kendal
and hopefully buy the sausagemeat
or there will be a
war on cattle wagon drivers
so they best watch out
for BIGRIG to lead the way
as he is the man
to sort pig pokers out
and watch out for big
RIG and his Scouse mates
who will sort the poker
to make sure that it
puts an R in poRker
and make sure nobody breaks
the sausage as its good
very good it makes tiny
Witney residents believe they`re men
but they are nothing compared
to the Randy Radnorshire Renegades
humongous sausage that will do