The 5 Word Story

Germans will arrive in Kendal

and hopefully buy the sausagemeat

or there will be a

war on cattle wagon drivers

so they best watch out

for BIGRIG to lead the way

as he is the man

to sort pig pokers out

and watch out for big

RIG and his Scouse mates

who will sort the poker

to make sure that it

puts an R in poRker

and make sure nobody breaks

the sausage as its good

very good it makes tiny

Witney residents believe they`re men

but they are nothing compared

to the Randy Radnorshire Renegades

humongous sausage that will do