so us genral public need
to be on our guard
otherwise they will be striped
of all valuables and diesel
exspecially diesel that there favorite
tipple, we need to eradicate
these bad bad people instead
of encouraging them by leaving
bait out for them to
nick vehicles , property , or wives
wives ? never heard that before
lucky you`re not married , eh ?
do the wives eat hedgehogs ?
wife wouldn’t touch a ■■■■■
it`s worse other way round ( ! )
sorry to hear about that 
a few pints would make
a lot of difference too
■■■■■■ wanting ( pints ? ) of diesel ( ? )
its not just ■■■■■’s either