The 5 Word Story

hiya,
for fear of being run
thanks harry long retired.

over by a rusty green

hiya,
“Eddie” in hurry up mode
thanks harry long retired.

but still doing 52 even

though it was an 8LXB

but still in 6th gear

hiya,
with loads more to go
thanks harry long retired

and a full tank of

paraffin with methylated spirit

better than diesel any day

hiya,
and syphoned from a ■■■■■’s
thanks harry long retired.

untaxed , uninsured , bald-tyred sprog carrier

he paid cash for new

vests and so much hair

but still cant read or

write but love the old

cuddle with his sister or

mum or any old bag

that wants some of the

thieving tricks he’s full of