The 5 Word Story

hiya,
to catch a sleeping weasel
thanks harry long retired

take his animal money for

a three week break in

Morcambe with the king weasel

but when they got there

they found a big stoat

who wanted there money so

they retreated to sunny Runcorn

with the intention of meeting

a gang member to help

rupert the bear who will

tackle the fat stoat with

his bear hands and a

sub machine gun for good

measure , confiscated from a Scouser

who fought polecats to practice

against the local chavs that

were more accustomed to ■■■■■■■

that smelt like polecats after

they had there daily fix