The 5 Word Story

people with delusions of grandeur

and anything else from France

that beats ■■■■■■■ any time

when playing hide-and-seek between 39-45

where there was alot of

Frenchies waving ( National ) white flags

along with some snails in

porridge an old ■■■■■■■■ dish

brought here by French escapees

who got out of Kendel

before the authorities caught them

trying to sell snails to

dupe the chinese Morecambe cockle-pickers

but they were no ordinary

snails , but garlic- and - onion flavoured rancid

but they would put hairs

retired hauliers fingers after stroking

the cat so hard it

wears a helmet to chase

the local mouse who wants