The 5 Word Story

that he used when he

got on his soap box

with no brakes , and crashed

hiya,
headlong into a public covenience
thanks harry long retired.

and landed in the crap

big time it was very

runny and smelt like a

rotten waste disposal lagoon with

Frenchmen camping on the bank

waiting for the brothel to

give them some freebies with

brie and wine to go

with the knee trembling sessions

they have if their threatened

by the big fat nun

the one with the wart

on her face like a

mushroom infested with puss heads

but attractive nevertheless to some

■■■■■ looking for a bit