winklepicker shoes riding around Brighton
on his red Raleigh Chopper
with basket and a bell
end that was very sore
from using the tradesmans entrance
instead of using the proper
way in via the front
door which is normal entrance
he went one further and
and entered another way which
was not a good idea
as was signposted " No Entry "
but why he could of
Swore at the copper instead
instead of knocking his helmet
when escorted to Police van
by a very strange policewoman
sporting a handlebar moustache and
a top hat that had
belonged to switchlogic years ago