to sort things out because
there’s nothing else in there
besides a small trouser worm
that’s not worth a mention
blow up doll for some
mum’s the word shhh OK
its very dangerous bit of
kit that spits stuff over
Post, then was never seen …
the fair maiden next door
because he can’t use it
to wash his Police bike
he will use some good
old hose pipe and fairy
liquid along with some smelly
old ditch water from ■■■■■■■
and a pair of nickers
very well worn from Runcorn
along with some valasine in
an old tub marked axle