and give them a good
bash with a very large
trucker called brados and his
side kick from Kendal called
Minto the Sucker and his
funny little friend from Holland
called Cloggy friend of Compo
who wore very smelly wellies
and was a proper dyke
even without the water running
out of the soles which
flooded the road and stopped
Norah Batty crossing the road
to get at Compo’s ferrets
which stank as much as
CWM’s undies that he had
livestock running around inside them
for three months before he
called in Jim the Ferret
to drive out the snake