The 5 Word Story

stop a bit like someone from

stop with smoke and screetching

the old unions at BL

who werent the best ones

at being reasonable with anyone

so they fell by the

wayside in Kendal poor sods

fancy being stuck in a

hole like that with no

one to cause any aggro

only Stobarts drivers who have

no sense of humour working

after becoming big TV stars :unamused:

in another BORING reality show

full of very bad acting

like 70s Junior Showtime ` failures

and can we see your

failure certificate please , Mark Dixon

who will watch the Monaco

Grand Prix from his nursery