because the teacher will put
him at the back behind
the bike shed with a
■■■ and a pint of
cider with a whisky chaser
for the ■■■■■■■ the
back of the bike shed
who was up for a
quick bit of slap and
tickle from BIGRIG who’s good
at the foreplay to get
the slippery stuff slippery along
the length and depth of
the Severn valley where trains
a really chunky big bit
who can kickstart jumbo jets
suddenly keeled over grabbing his
dead man and yanking it
further than it should go
bringing everything to a dead