need prohibition notices for breaking
wind and burping every time
they have a pint of
Altitude`s homemade Dandylion & Burdock
flavoured 15% ■■■■ Polish Vodka.
that he sells on Chichester
Harbour to tourists from Kendel
who come down to warm
( where on earth is KENDEL ? )
up near Kendal just south
west of Barrow.The other
side of Wigan and east
of Windermere instead of in
in the depths of Runcorn
where the Irish wind blows
fluff out of there hair
on their navel onto the
Mersey and across to Widness
were Ken Del lives with
a woman with big bristols