no father christmas who is
dressed in red and ready
to tango with old woman
when they don’t get presents
`cos Rudolph peed on them
the dirty filthy beastly reindeer
who deserves a good kick
in the single back eye
now that is cruel tut
but DTR slagged Rudolph off
dut wouldn’t hurt the poor
cos theyve had a hard
life over Christmas making deliveries
that Stobarts failed to do
and Kuhne Nagel step in
reindeer droppings , so sues for
dirty flip flops as they
are not ammonia-repellant casual footwear
but elf and safety might
inform VOSA cos theyre both