The 5 Word Story

no father christmas who is

dressed in red and ready

to tango with old woman

when they don’t get presents

`cos Rudolph peed on them

the dirty filthy beastly reindeer

who deserves a good kick

in the single back eye

now that is cruel tut

but DTR slagged Rudolph off

dut wouldn’t hurt the poor

cos theyve had a hard

life over Christmas making deliveries

that Stobarts failed to do

and Kuhne Nagel step in

reindeer droppings , so sues for

dirty flip flops as they

are not ammonia-repellant casual footwear

but elf and safety might

inform VOSA cos theyre both