The 5 Word Story

or move them to the

far end of the spectrum

of light and then press

the Exit button and block

lake windermere and sink the

River Mersey , extending J.L. Airport

across to Port Sunlight where

the soapsuds are waiting for

a chance to clean some

barnacles of some dirty git

who last saw soap and

water about twenty years ago

when the Mersey tsunami backflowed

and created Manchester a horrible

myriad of pungent canals , where

the football team of Fergies

and Mancini have been Scouce-hammered

which made a few sick

parrots , but happy Liverpool supporters

who got ■■■■■■ as rats