The 5 Word Story

Amerillo where sweet Marie is

putting her head on a

chopping block because she was

desperate for a man not

past-it , like old BIGRIG who

is a big lad and

this prevents satisfaction for women

as he can’t get close

enough to port of entry

he’s always been late docking

his boat at Runcorn Marina

Yachting Club next to Brados

cabin cruiser which is grand

and painted pink with little

flowers all along the side

very apt for the type

of Liverpool docks tug boat

used by immigrants from Ireland

much better people than Muslims

maybe we should swap them