singing his jolly song ha-ha
got BIGRIG bang to rights
said Fred , up comes Charlie
and ■■■■■■ himself laughing because
from the floor below got
soaked and thought hydraulic oil
was a good night cap
as it lubricated his lower
piston rod , which was rusty
as a horseshoe and needed WD-40
and some Radweld mixed with
easy start to get him
going , using Ex-lax to help
with rough cider and rhubarb
and prunes , hoping that mixture
will make him let rip
hoping no-one`s within firing range
or down wind of the
dark cloud on the horizon
or the green cloud coming