The 5 Word Story

the outcome of Fiona’s cream

cakes that are all very

2 bob a pint last

he bought in 1969 as

hid it under his donkey

jacket which his Grandad gave

him as a lad with

a pocket-knife and Hitler’s picture

and NCB wrote on the

cap he gave him as

a keepsake in case he

needed a warm by the

old maid across the road

from BIGRIGS house next to

nick where the plod

could count to five as

all the women were counted

to the nearest dozen when

but not at the nick

where the laughing policeman was