The 5 Word Story

the gravy at Ashmed`s takeaway

when he’s added too much

■■■ ash to the mix

A las vegas wedding chapel

that’s already rancid and lumpy

which is consistent with the

posted twice edited out :confused:

a kind of creamy mess

like a bucket of snot

But not quite as gooey…

as helpings of Scouse Stew

made out of Mersey water

and rancid oil from Runcorn

that BIGRIG has pumped into

Abdul `s back-alley pork pie factory

in a shed in Bradford

where the locals get their

little bums tickled if there

is to much curry powder

whilst singing " Ring Of Fire "