The 5 Word Story

which could only be fixed

with a penknife and a

good measure of strong Radweld

and gaffer tape and a

a lot of boss white

WD40 and lot of luck

when all of a sudden …

and no jump leads as

■■■■■■ nicked the copper wire

to help barricade Dale Farm

from the bailiffs who are

fed up with the stinking

saga like the rest of

us who abide by law

and don’t make pegs or

nick diesel and fiddle the

electricity meter by bypassing it

and blowing themselves up while

mixing electricity with propane gas

because there as thick as