The 5 Word Story

from the law abiding people

who pay to keep them

and get ripped off by

the dirty stinking fat scum

need to get dieting fast

so feed them on lettuces

and make them eat grass

on the motorway verges , so

we can drift in and

out of this horrible dream

then wake up feeling better

only to realise that it

is still winter for a

few months yet and we

could have snow arse deep

making deliveries difficult for Stobbies

but not the really good

drivers who know how to

drive in bad weather conditions

but get held up by