The 5 Word Story

here as fiddle the system

so I say : SEND THEM HOME

and pay their own ticket

then reinforce our U.K. Borders

and keep the ■■■■ out

using guard dogs and fully

trained ■■■■■■■ to lure them

away from the easy life

and into smelly pastures new

and make the scum work

where there use to stink

the place out with cooking

dead hedgehogs and other roadkill

on stolen diesel fueled fires

which blackens the dish nicely

killing the taste and smell

and coking up the gob

of the scumbag eating it

sat by the hedgerow fire

planning his next nicking spree