a hand painted white dashboard
when, as his father said
which won’t make a lot
of ladies get randy when
they see his performance as
as an instructor for dave
prowse the green cross code
who takes no chances when
walking in a field as
meeting a family of meerkats
trying to sell him insurance
as they claim to be
cattle wagon man in drag
who looks like Ena Sharples
with a dose of the
milk stout on board and
NO hairnet cos hes bald
but wears a wig like
Kojak on a summer`s day
and ■■■■■ his thumb unlike