The 5 Word Story

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)

altitude 22 July 2011 20:46 27641

all the crap out of

cattle_wagon_man 22 July 2011 21:03 27642

the pit he fell into

gunnerheskey 22 July 2011 21:11 27643

But still smells like cornwall

altitude 22 July 2011 21:56 27644

there’s nothing smells like Cornwell

bigrig 23 July 2011 07:22 27645

except a sweaty stale ■■■■

altitude 23 July 2011 07:32 27646

or Brian Robsons stinking feet

cattle_wagon_man 23 July 2011 07:45 27647

after losing his boots during

altitude 23 July 2011 08:18 27648

pretending to be injured… AGAIN!!!

cattle_wagon_man 23 July 2011 10:17 27649

strong as a glass hammer

dave_the_renegade 23 July 2011 10:20 27650

or a chocolate fire guard

altitude 23 July 2011 10:28 27651

and as useless as both

cattle_wagon_man 23 July 2011 10:34 27652

when all of a sudden

altitude 23 July 2011 10:47 27653

the ■■■■ hit the fan

cattle_wagon_man 23 July 2011 13:12 27654

giving Altitude a brown face

dave_the_renegade 23 July 2011 15:47 27655

but as he’s tough didn’t

cattle_wagon_man 23 July 2011 21:13 27656

move , but everyone else did

bigrig 24 July 2011 08:51 27657

get a gobful and started

cattle_wagon_man 24 July 2011 15:26 27658

saying it was BIGRIG `s fault

alexwignall 24 July 2011 16:47 27659

That Hamilton got the win

muckaway 24 July 2011 17:02 27660

wearing bright sparkling knickers and