snuff box full of fluff
from cattle wagon mans under
the bed store next to
the trunk with all the
knickers he’s pinched off washing
lines from all over the
lake district where the mingy
holidaymakers from Chichester throw them
selves off mountains in despair
because continuous rain spoils holidays
and there hair do’s that
results in black hair dye running
down the main road from
■■■■■■■ into the sea at
Weston- Super- Mare much to
the annoyance of Greenpeace fanatics
there on a day trip
searching for mermaids from Radnorshire
with out of date passports
and skippered by Sussex dissidents