so that Altitude could then
have a day off for
shopping at Tescos with Fiona
who needs topping up with
anything in the Ladies` department
that comes with holes in
like a rose off a
what the hell he was 
watering can only a lot
rustier as it doesn’t get
a good poking-out often enough
like female lorry drivers who
require servicing and their ■■■■■■■
greasing and tightening up with
a torqued-up Runcorn monkey wrench
that would be better without
a ring spanner or lump
hammer with a splintered shaft
that would sharpen up the
blunt end of a little