The 5 Word Story

■■■■■ about anything woolly with

four legs and lipstick that

likes to jump up and

down on the M6 with

a frog on their back

and a Guy Big J

driven by a ■■■■■ Welsh tup

who really can drive lorries

unlike top gun who can’t

drive a greasy stick up

the A40 to Witney for

Burford as the ■■■■■■ would

get Muckaway out to sort

them some hedgehogs for

sniffing out a bit of

hows your father for entertainment

in the high street toilets

visited by Romanian ■■■■■■ after

Fiona watches and scrubs at

there rusty dirty old transits