The 5 Word Story

but won`t fight a war

and ran away from Germans

and anyone else that chased

froggies back to their pond

the cheese eating surrender monkeys

unlike our Fiona , who can

put up a good fight

while eating salty creamy cheese :laughing:

from Asmeds tea-coli van

whilst having it off with

Ahmed’s brother… Mahoot who has

a big member with a

double headed zit on the

side of the mighty weapon

which he caught in Radnorshire

near Rhayader where the Dams

burst there banks and wash

away the dirty filthy sheep

too the randy ■■■■■■■ Englishmen

up in ■■■■■■■ who are