and monkey spew fresh from
London zoo where monkey’s throw
up on the keepers who
look like apes that can’t
climb trees because they are
three legged with a big
belly making it hard to
“Stop bickering” said Dougal as …
(do I detect some animosity here ? or what? … didn’t mean to offend you KitKat, will change the thread) 
climb a kerb let alone
jump up into the cab
or rope and sheet like
proper truckers did in the
old days when drivers were
made of steel and wagons
were work horses not girls
my little ponies in pink
with a slant towards the
limp wristed nancy boys that
drive with pink frilly curtains
and pink frilly Knickers so