as a pair of nun’s
stewed knickers with garlic sauce
topped with hedgehog tickle pricks
and rack of badger with
a dozen Trafalgar Square pigeons
washed down with elderberry wine
and a bucket of gnats
■■■■ and a clap of
hands from the Gnu’s friend
who has seen many occasions
when Phil the Greek has
dressed as a woman and
been chased-down by Paul Burrell
who wanted fish and chips
or meat n two veg pie
with crusty pastry a gravy
and american’s with big mouths
in the basket with soup
sausage and crunchy meat balls
swilled down with turkey residue