from paxo consisting of sage
and onion and a lot
of seasoning which made her
a bit on the hot
so she was placed upon
a trolly and taken to
Bernard Matthew`s ready- stuffed market stall
but his turkeys looked better
which ruffled a few feathers
but weren’t as tasty as
Fiona`s creamcakes laced with marmite
branston pickle and a dose
of worcester sauce and a
a good bit of spice
island that’s in Portsmouth
a very nice place indeed
a nice warm moist area
that stinks of fish and
attracts worms that get frisky
but run when Dennis is