The 5 Word Story

acid rain and volcanic ash

and lo and behold she

dropped one and pulled like

a vicar on the church

collection box on his way

to the pub for a

quick line of coke and

a couple of chasers mixed

with a bag of scratchings

cos hes got crabs and

had no salt water to

put on Fiona`s front garden

near the triangular patch between

the borders of Nomans Land

and happy valley where happiness

egg shaped according to a

a sage from Chichester said

nurse at the local hospital

where the sage was taken

out and replaced with stuffing