The 5 Word Story

and two space cadets from

that ■■■■■ camp near Oxford

smelling like something from the

bottom of a landfill site

containing a rigger boot and

a tramp totting for old

spice bottles with just enough

left in them to stop

him from having to sell

his 1947 BSA Bantam chain

Which was worn as a…

chastity belt so the local

gay smelly ■■■■■■ with small

brained interbred ginger children who

loved to bath in diesel

grease and the odd female

lefty who tell’s us all

storys at bedtime in our

Party Political broadcasts that tossers

and dossers on 250cc crossers