in woking town center on
a Sunday night dressed in
PVC, leather and gimp masks
so into the pizza shop
for a smelly salmonela kebab
and red diesel salad with
Chilli sauce that tastes like
Yesterdays left over Irish stew
and a gallon of adblue
Topped with some 5th wheel…
grease and a sprinkle of
Why is little weed wet?
fairy dust with a squeeze
of some scania drivers socks
vest and pants with eddie
the Eagle, snowslope stunt antics
and we all know how
to platt snot using only
Gerry Raffertys’ old jazz mags
because one was left outside 