caledoniandream:
Made a creamy mess of…
the interior of said Daf 
at Dillons singing.You can’t…
but why spew on it
if you have eaten in
Swindon Muckstop you can’t get
ill of eating some roadkill
Unless its undercooked by a
one eyed dwarf with arkeye
whilst cutting a pork pie
with a chainsaw, meanwile the…
one eyed dwarf and his
Brown star orientated boyfriend sang
dont eat the yellow snow
we all love it but
remember, mars a day helps…
keep the shop in business
so we can all spend
more time down the pub
celebrating another year being over
in europe heading for our