The 5 Word Story

philgor:
cause they ain’t too bright.

when you deliver to

the Isle of Dogs ferry

altitude:
the Isle of Dogs ferry

at midnight in a snowstorm

in a pair of trunks

Everybody looks at you weird

Beetie:
Everybody looks at you weird

because your are covered in

caravan, so to keep warm

he who laughs longest laughs :laughing:

snow and ice from driving

on the m25, which has

has all the things you

wouldnt shake a stick at

dog turd in a basket

very nice with a bit

of Worcester sauce and poppadoms

Suedehead:
of Worcester sauce and poppadoms

and egg flied lice with

Suedehead:
of Worcester sauce and poppadoms

a cherry on the top

of your space cab Daf

Made a creamy mess of…