The 5 Word Story

there was a strange echo

what the hell’s in there■■?

a horse and cart came

out… she was well stretched

like an elephant giving birth

but bigger… he became aroused…

like a goat on heat

she’d had a goat before…

but she once preffered sheep

but the wool got caught…

on a very intimate piercing

the pain was almost ■■■■■■

goats never gave that sensation

they had horns… she loved

just like the ■■■■■ bishop’s

but goats licked more than…

a thirsty camel in the

desert… who wouldn’t love that■■?

the bishop might, the vicar

wasn’t picky… camel or goat…