The 5 Word Story

during an ■■■■ at the

bishops and vicars anual convention

being the only woman there…

she was the meat in

sandwiched between all of those…

bishops with long hard stiff

rolls that she bit and…

her false teeth fell out

into the randy bishop’s y-fronts

but they enjoyed that more…

than the sticky white stuff

she had dripping from her…

nose, because she filled up

every other orifice when the…

vicar asked where the plug

should go… stupid question considering…

there was a big hole

gaping open before his eyes…

did he go in or

did he■■? It was huge…