The 5 Word Story

“I’m alergic to shellfish”, said …

the randy local vicar who

had caught crabs before off

sorry :blush: :blush: don’t know wether its against the rules to put two posts up one after the other :blush: i apologise now if it is :laughing:

Who cares… it was funny :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

one of the nuns at the

… covent. Her habits were always…

dirty, just like her sisters

they kept half the men…

for themselves and shared the

rest with the vicar who

sorry :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing:

(getting a bit enthusiastic■■? hahaha)

taught them exactly what he…

had learnt from the bishop :laughing:

sorry kate i am really bored tonight

quite alright… me too. Pat left for work early… have to have something to do :laughing:

It waspretty ■■■■■ considering…

the bishop was a ■■■■■■■■■■

pmsl!

even had the whips and…

toilet chains and sink plungers

only problem with those is…

they can catch on your

suspenders when you bend the…

plunger handle right back it

broke… leaving bits of wood…