The 5 Word Story

had turned the lights out…

“oooohh that’s nice” she said :smiley:

…“but what’s that thing poking?”…

…“you really dont want to know”…

In the darkness someone did …

pinched the goat’s cheese sarnies

“Yes I do… show me”…

He pulled out the biggest …

:open_mouth: biggest cucumber youve ever seen :sunglasses:

In fact, more like a …

:astonished: cucumber grown on steroids and … :laughing:

she couldn’t wait to feel…

:laughing: the thickness between her thighs :sunglasses:

but before he could insert…

he wanted a cucumber sarrnie

but it tasted kinda fishy …

Mmmmmmmmm… slamon and cucumber sarnies :laughing:

:astonished: just like the neighbour wow … :laughing:

the taste reminded him of…

a friday night winking welk