had turned the lights out…
“oooohh that’s nice” she said 
…“but what’s that thing poking?”…
…“you really dont want to know”…
In the darkness someone did …
pinched the goat’s cheese sarnies
“Yes I do… show me”…
He pulled out the biggest …
biggest cucumber youve ever seen 
In fact, more like a …
cucumber grown on steroids and … 
she couldn’t wait to feel…
the thickness between her thighs
but before he could insert…
he wanted a cucumber sarrnie
but it tasted kinda fishy …
Mmmmmmmmm… slamon and cucumber sarnies
just like the neighbour wow …
the taste reminded him of…
a friday night winking welk