In embosed old English tattooed …
in red and black ink
Little Joe was so embarrassed
His face turned red and …
his wooden leg fell off
making him fall into the …
path of a speeding Kenworth
who’s driver couldn’t see properly … 
because the sat nav screen
was clockwork and bigger than …
the split windscreen he had
and the silly little mirrors …
he should be wearing bifocals … 
said Hoss to the prostitute
who was looking closely at
Little Joe’s enormously swollen … Nose
(well , what did you expect 
this is a family forum )
as the Kenworth flattened him
oh well said the driver
I never liked Bonanza anyway …
High Chaperal was always better…