The 5 Word Story

and decker deluxe folding workmate

that was unable to unfold

but she lay and spread.

his crackers with liver pate.

Her worldly belongings, that she …

Her worldly belongings, that she …

had picked up along the…

banks of the Euphrates whilst

relieving herself in front of

the boss in disgust at

the side of the cafe

cos the toilets were minging…

as usual, meanwhile the cafe…

was in burning well because

someone had arrived with matches…

that said “Englands Glory” on …

tattoo ,d on his left buttock :exclamation: :exclamation:

as opposed to the right …

one, as that one had…

NO ENTRY-ONE WAY STREET… :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: